"Weird Al" Yankovic - "Headline News" (1994)Once, there was this kid whoQuite relevant to my Dashboard right now. ;)
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
I first became a fan of “Weird Al” Yankovic when I heard this song in 1994.