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Hey there. Kelly, 22, New Jersey/Singapore. I post a lot of political as well as personal stuff, so if either of those bother you, go away.

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - "Headline News" (1994)

Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Quite relevant to my Dashboard right now. ;)

I first became a fan of “Weird Al” Yankovic when I heard this song in 1994.


deadbilly said: OK, I gotta ask. Did you ever meet anybody who was caned?


Anonymous said: No, "YOU HAG" is from Hocus Pocus. Trying to find someone that uses the gif of the Sanderson sisters. Reference to Halloween being close. Figured everyone used Winnie's face with the "my face Christmas stuff comes out before Halloween." I'm randomly trying to find someone that will use that damn gif. Crap.


There was literally no way I could know that…especially since I don’t think I’ve ever seen Hocus Pocus. Good luck with someone else.

That is so random.


me flirting:
so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity

residentmadman said: Was there ever crime in Singapore?

Low crime doesn’t mean no crime!

They have signs that say that.



Why would you invite your daughter to a sex toy party.


A former neighbor started a lucrative sex toy business and her daughter helped to run it while she was in college. She would sell to students and her mom would have sex toy parties where she sold to neighbors.

tokillthedragon said: what about -city?

____ City doesn’t bother me, no. Mostly because it’s not all one word. Same with _____ Township. Although of course if the first word isn’t pretty, the entire name won’t sound pretty.

getting close!

getting close!

most town names ending in -town or -ville sound horrible

vanfullersublime replied to your post:Do I just like Megyn Kelly because her name is my…

You like her because smart and bold and gorgeous.

Well, yeah, that too…



13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.



Do I just like Megyn Kelly because her name is my sister’s name and my name?

And didn’t Nancy Pelosi say that if Republicans become the majority in the Senate, civilization as we know it will come to an end?

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